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Overcome
Writer's Block
So What is writer's
block?
Well, I just can't think of a single darn
thing to say. Oh well, I'm outta here!
Sound familiar? No! Oh, get real! We've all
experienced this phenomenon when we absolutely have to
write something, particularly on deadline. I'm talking about. .
. . .ugh, I can't think of what the word is .
. . oh, yes, it's on the tip of my tongue . . .
it's:
WRITER'S BLOCK!!!!
Whew! I feel better just getting that out of
my head and onto the page!
Writer's block is the patron demon of the
blank page. You may think you know EXACTLY what you're going to
write, but as soon as that evil white screen appears before
you, your mind suddenly goes completely blank. I'm not talking
about Zen meditation stare-at-the-wall-until-enlightenment-hits
kind of blank.
I'm talking about sweat trickling down the
back of your neck, anguish and panic and suffering kind of
blank. The tighter the deadline, the worse the anguish of
writer's block gets.
Having said that, let me say it again. "The
tighter the deadline, the worse the anguish of writer's
block
gets." Now, can you figure out what might possibly be causing
this horrible plunge into speechlessness?
The answer is obvious: FEAR! You are
terrified of that blank page. You are terrified you have
absolutely
nothing of value to say. You are afraid of the fear of writer's
block itself!
It doesn't necessarily matter if you've done
a decade of research and all you have to do is string
sentences
you can repeat in your sleep together into coherent paragraphs.
Writer's block can strike anyone at any
time. Based in fear, it raises our doubts about our own
self-worth, but it's sneaky. It's writer's block,
after all, so it doesn't just come and let you know that. No,
it makes you feel like an idiot who just had
your frontal lobes removed through your sinuses. If you dared
to put forth words into the greater world,
they would surely come out as gibberish!
Let's try and be rational with this
irrational demon. Let's make a list of what might possibly be
beneath
this terrible and terrifying condition.
1. Perfectionism. You must absolutely produce
a masterpiece of literature straight off in the first
draft. Otherwise, you qualify as a complete failure.
2. Editing instead of composing. There's your
monkey-mind sitting on your shoulder, yelling as soon
as you type "I was born?," no, not that, that's wrong! That's
stupid! Correct correct correct correct?
3. Self-consciousness. How can you think, let
alone write, when all you can manage to do is pry the
fingers of writer's block away from your throat enough so you
can gasp in a few shallow breaths? You're not
focusing on what you're trying to write, your focusing on those
gnarly fingers around your windpipe.
4. Can't get started. It's always the first
sentence that's the hardest. As writers, we all know how
EXTREMELY important the first sentence is. It must be
brilliant! It must be unique! It must hook your
reader's from the start! There's no way we can get into writing
the piece until we get past this
impossible first sentence.
5. Shattered concentration. You're cat is
sick. You suspect your mate is cheating on you. Your
electricity
might be turned off any second. You have a crush on the local
UPS deliveryman. You have a dinner party
planned for your in-laws. You . . . Need I say more. How can
you possibly concentrate with all this mental
clutter?
6. Procrastination. It's your favorite hobby.
It's your soul mate. It's the reason you've knitted 60
argyle sweaters or made 300 bookcases in your garage workshop.
It's the reason you never run out of Brie.
FACE IT! It's ONE OF THE REASONS YOU HAVE
WRITER'S BLOCK!
How to Overcome Writer's Block..
Okay. I can hear that herd of you running
away from this article as fast as you can. Absurd! you
huff.
Never in a million years, you fume. Writer's block is
absolutely, undeniably, scientifically proven to be
impossible to overcome.
Oh, just get over it! Well, I guess it's not
that easy. So try to sit down for just a few minutes and
listen. All you have to do is listen ? you don't have to
actually write a single word.
Ah, there you all are again. I am beginning
to make you out now that the cloud of dust is
settling.
I am here to tell you that WRITER'S BLOCK CAN BE OVERCOME.
Please, remain seated.
There are ways to trick this nasty demon.
Pick one, pick several, and give them a try. Soon, before
you
even have a chance for your heartbeat to accelerate, guess
what? You're writing.
Here are some tried and true methods of
overcoming writer's block:
1. Be prepared. The only thing to fear is
fear itself.(I know, that's a cliche but as soon as you
start
writing, feel free to improve on it.) If you spend some time
mulling over your project before you
actually sit down to write, you may be able to circumvent the
worst of the crippling panic.
2. Forget perfectionism. No one ever writes a
masterpiece in the first draft. Don't put any
expectations on your writing at all! In fact, tell yourself
you're going to write absolute garbage, and
then give yourself permission to happily stink up your writing
room.
3. Compose instead of editing. Never, never
write your first draft with your monkey-mind sitting on
your
shoulder making snide editorial comments. Composing is a
magical process. It surpasses the conscious mind by galaxies.
It's even incomprehensible to the conscious, editorial,
monkey-mind. So prepare an ambush. Sit down at your computer or
your desk. Take a deep breath and
blow out all your thoughts. Let your finger hover over your
keyboard or pick up your pen. And then pull a
fake: appear to be about to begin to write, but instead, using
your thumb and index finger of your
dominant hand, flick that little annoying ugly monkey back into
the barrel of laughs it came from. Then jump
in ? quickly! Write, scribble, scream, howl, let everything
loose, as long as you do it with a pen or your computer
keyboard.
4. Forget the first sentence. You can sweat
over that all-important one-liner when you've finished your
piece. Skip it! Go for the middle or even the end. Start
wherever you can. Chances are, when you read it
over, the first line will be blinking its little neon lights
right at you from the depths of your composition.
5. Concentration. This is a hard one. Life
throws us so many curve balls. How
about thinking about your
writing time as a little vacation from all those annoying
worries. Banish them! Create a space, perhaps
even a physical one, where nothing exists except the single
present moment. If one of those irritating
worries gets by you, stomp on it like you would an ugly
bug!
6. Stop procrastinating. Write an outline.
Keep your research notes within sight. Use someone else's
writing to get going. Babble incoherently on paper or on the
computer if you have to.
Just do it! (I know, I stole that line from
somewhere?). Tack up anything that could possibly help
you to get going: notes, outlines, pictures of your
grandmother. Put the cookie you will be allowed to eat
when you finish your first draft within sight ? but out of
reach. Then pick up the same type of writing
that you need to write, and read it. Then read it again. Soon,
trust me, the fear will slowly fade away.
As soon as it does, grab your keyboard, and get
writing!
FEAR often
is only False Evidence Appearing Real.
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